July 13, 2006

Relief

Dear Baby Jesus,

Thank you for making my period arrive just as I arrived at Waterloo Station yesterday.

I'm not even pissed off that I am going through a tampon an hour just now (and not just any tampon, I mean the Supersized Bichon Frise versions.)

Love,
Vanessa (aka The Great Uterus Squeeze Out)

Posted by Vanessa at July 13, 2006 07:13 AM | TrackBack
Comments

This whole damn post made me laugh till I cried. Baby jesus and a Bichon - AF brings out the funny bitch in you!

Posted by: just another jenny at July 14, 2006 03:46 PM

Visiting via Meg/Cyclesista

I hope this gets you back on schedule. Having my own uncooperative-body-affecting-ART-schedule issues, I can feel your joy at having them resolved!

Posted by: beagle at July 14, 2006 03:16 PM

The Bichon Frise tampon. I need to make a photoshopped image for you of that. That's HILARIOUS.
I will when I get home tonight.

Posted by: Vegas Jenny at July 14, 2006 02:50 PM

Ok, I didn't need the mental picture of the Bichon Frise tampon :)

Posted by: caltechgirl at July 13, 2006 07:08 PM