July 14, 2006

DUDE

My scan went fine. They smacked a condom on that wand (I love that they did that-it was like high school all over again) and lubed it up. In it went, and presto, Bob's your uncle.

(I don't really have an uncle named Bob.)

( don't even like the name.)

Turns out that the sweet mystery of life that is my uterus is all set. I am nice and thin (at least my uterus is, anyway.)

*Does the Chicken Dance.*

*Stops, because it's embarassng.*

*Figures the nurse, who just had a wand up my bloody hooch, has seen worse. Commences Chicken Dance again.*

Bizarrely, after the first day of my period (aka The Day She Hosed It Down), my period has basically stopped. Me. Ms. Five Days of Full On. My period is basically over. Can I get some props from the synthetic hamster Buserelin shots over here?

I started the progynova tablets and reduced the Buserelin shots.

We're home stretching it now. Two weeks to go.

Posted by Vanessa at July 14, 2006 04:55 PM | TrackBack
Comments

So, I saw a Bichon Frise at the pet store this weekend. I immediately thought of you.

Posted by: amy t. at July 17, 2006 02:45 PM

Ugh.. what a pain in the arse few days you've had, Vanessa. Glad to see things are finally moving...

Posted by: Meg at July 16, 2006 10:37 PM

I hate it when my body decides to turn the hose on full for like 2 days and then stops. Freakin' weird.

Glad you're on track!

Posted by: caltechgirl at July 15, 2006 11:54 PM

Sounds like the Buserelin is doing its job. Good work, hamsters.

Posted by: EJW at July 14, 2006 05:18 PM